Not to sound like a dick or anything, but I don't think you're describing anything related to performance. If you want to prove that you and your car can perform, start going to track events and really learn how to drive.
Also, doing doughnuts, 180s, "drifts" and what on on public roads can get you into a lot of trouble if not killed.
That said....burnouts are pretty easy to do if you do a brake stand...basically, foot on the brake, increase throttle to the threshold, while loosing the brake just enough to get wheel spin but not enough to start moving forward.
But doing such things on a regular basis not only shreds your tires, but you could end up with your rear end giving out and a huge repair bill. I understand the appeal of such things...but just keep it off the public roads okay?
If you're really serious about learning "trick" driving...J-turns, evasive maneuvers, etc. go take a bodyguard driving class. Good luck, and be safe! There are plenty of ways to impress the girls without putting yourself and others in danger.